Baldi/Audio/Others

For in-game audio files, see Baldi/Audio.

A list of audio files related to Baldi in other media.

Animation

"Baldi gets bullied"

Quote	Transcript	Timestamp
	I've suffered from my baldness long enough.	0:05
	All right, class. Today, we're going to learn about simultaneous equations!	0:12
	That's Professor Baldi to you, troublemaker.	0:23
	Huh? Huh?! Oh... wwWaaaaahh-	0:29
	Just wait until they'll see me tomorrow. My beauty will be unmatched.	0:38
	AAAAAAAAAAAA-	0:49

"Baldi's Mysterious Jar!"

Quote	YouTube subtitle	Timestamp
	Baldi's	0:04
	(That's Me)
	Mysterious
	Jar!
	Oh,	0:24
	hi there!
	Can you see this remote in my hand?	0:27
	When I press this button,	0:30
	a Goodie Jar will fall from the sky!
	Watch!	0:35
	Gotcha!	0:52
	Take a look	0:55
	inside!
	Wh-	1:01
	Where are you going?!
	(Muffled and echoed) Hello?!	1:14
	(Still muffled and echoed) Hello?	1:28
	There you are!	2:05
	...You know, when I said, "take a look inside"	2:08
	I didn't mean for you to look THAT far into the Jar-
	Oh!	2:15
	What a surprise,
	you met another meeeeee in there!
	You truly are clever!	2:21
	Haha!
	You truly are smart!
	Haha!
	Thanks for watching!	3:57
	I hope you liked it!
	Bye!

Games

Strange Terror From The Deep

Quote	Caption
	It's a great day for a swim! (transcript only)
	Oh, hi there! (transcript only)
	Let's go scuba diving! (transcript only)
	Thanks for playing, come back soon! (unused caption; Baldi's Basics Plus only)
	Gre- *Glitching* -at job! *Glitching* (transcript only)

Boofie's Bunker

Quote	Transcript
	Oh, hi! Have you seen my ruler? If you find it, please bring it back to me! Thanks!
	Wow, you found it! Thanks so much! Now I	won't get fired!
		can be a teacher again!
		can be a threat!
		can point at chalkboards with it!
		can lose it again!
	How did I even get in this game?
	These graphics are far too advanced for me!
	Remember kids, this isn't canon!
	Welcome to Boofie's Bunker! That's not me!

Livestreams

Trying to beat Baldi's Basics for the first time!

Transcript	Timestamp
Hello?	4:08
Yay...	5:25
..Did great!	5:29
Just click on it with the left mouse button!	5:35
No, I won't do a Baldi voice!... Oh wait...	11:38
Wooow!	11:46 WARNING: LOUD!
Wow!	11:51
Despacit-No. No! Sit down! I don't want memes in my math class!	13:02
Yay!...	15:15
Congratulations! You're about to die!	24:47
... restart... Aah!.....	26:10
And I can prove it with this voice!... WOW... ah-aw... ow!	31:38
Raah-ow!	32:02
NaaAuh!	46:00
Eleven!	46:06
Wah.. Wah!	53:47
Hi!... In case anybody hasn't heard me say hi yet, I'm trying to beat my own game for the first time!... ha ha ha...	58:37
Inhale ...A...	59:43
A, B, C, D, E, F, G...	1:00:03
Waa... wah, I'm Baldi.	1:01:16
WAAAAAAAH!...	1:01:19 WARNING: LOUD!
Delicious! I... I.. don't know what to say... rr-hr .. hr hr hr *chuckling*	1:08:48
Fus Ro DAHHH!...	1:10:22
Hadouken!	1:10:25
Uh... Jackpot!	1:10:27
Random... video game phrases.	1:10:35
Open Salami!	1:10:40
Do ALL voices! One more time!	1:38:06
Spam.	1:44:46
Okay Guys! I... need to beat... my own ga-ame!... Once and for all..... So I'm.. I'm GONNA DO IT!!!	1:44:54 WARNING: LOUD!
3.. 10...	1:45:27
There's no hope for you now! Ha-a ha ha!	2:01:01
...Random things.	2:12:53

mystman12 plays Alex Basics in Biology and Zoology

Transcript	Timestamp
Lemon, lemon, tomatoes.	8:03
Wow.	8:09
Wow! Look at this hallway, look at this maze!	1:09:19
Is that a turkey baster?	1:09:23
I want, a fried turkey, right now.	1:09:27
Hm, I don't recognize these hieroglyphics.	1:09:37
I didn't see anything about these in my ancient Egypt class.	1:09:45

Promotion videos

"Thank You" video

Transcript	Timestamp
*rocket noises* WoooohohohOOOLHLBLBRLRLBROOOW!!!!	0:00
Thank you, so much!	0:07

Baldi's Basics Plus early access trailer

Transcript	Timestamp
GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GE-GET-GET-GET REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA-REA- *robotic voice* DDYYY!!!!	1:04

Baldi Youtooz showcase

Transcript	Timestamp
Oh, hi! Welcome to my schoolhouse!	0:48
Wow! You exist!	1:06
Yum!	1:50

Baldi Plushie From Makeship!

Transcript	Timestamp
Oh, hi! I'm a marketable plushie now! Haha!	0:03

mystman12 interviews LS Mark

Transcript	Timestamp
That's me!	0:11