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Hello, it's me, José Puzzeleiro.
I lost my account because I didn't use Fandom for a long time. My intrest for Baldi has gone from 0 to 100 since BBCR released. Just completed it and it was goddamn crazy.
It's Sunday
Yesterday I was watching Sport-tv (sports channel) and saw a nearly bald guy with green shirt announcing a new car that would be capable for 7 seats. So I decided to take a photo of it and edit it to look like Baldi:
How can you not know Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi??
Baldimore's most cringe post in his life
17 Votes in Poll
Funny teacher jokes for *boobs
*= typo. Should be noobs
Sorry, but I got 42 books without hack.
I THINK FILENAME2 IS RETURNING
One second later...
I don´t think so.
FNF mod sucks. Original Baldi mod rules.
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Baldi:
So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Playtime:
...I did. I broke it.
Baldi:
No. No you didn't. Principal?
Principal:
Don't look at me. Look at Bully.
Bully:
What?! I didn't break it.
Principal:
Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Bully:
Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Principal:
Suspicious.
Bully:
No, it's not!
1st prize:
If it matters, probably not, but gotta sweep was the last one to use it.
gotta sweep:
Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
1st prize:
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
gotta sweep:
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, 1st prize!
Playtime:
Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Baldi.
Baldi: No!
Who broke it!?
Everyone:
1st prize:
Baldi... Principal's been awfully quiet.
Principal:
rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Baldi, being interviewed:
I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Baldi:
I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Baldi:
Baldi:
Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Baldi: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Playtime: Nope, absolutely not.
Principal: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Bully: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
1st prize: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
gotta sweep: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome
That´s the humor of the gen Z. Stupid as always.
You had a stroke. That title...
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