User:PizzaMahn44

Hello fellow savages. I am Super Pizza Man! Every day I save the world from gross food creatures! I have a whole heck of a lotta powers, like He can climb, glide, stick to stuff, eat stuff very fast, can give nuclear wedgies, and use ultimate swag power. My powers help me fight evil such as Mr. Burger, Trash Casserole,Elisabeth, Mr. Potato Buns, Cakey, Micheal, and Jackson. I fight alongside Super Soda Man, my brother, and Henry the chicken tender (sometimes). Even though I'm the greatest person ever, you can be great too if you put your mind to it!