User:DeepFriedMerio

Hello peasants. It is me Merio. Bow down to me. But I shall tell you something. I am a hat. Some people say I copy Mario Jumpman Mario, but they are wrong. I killed him. He's on my wall. I hanged him, and made him dab. If you do not bow down, you will have the same fate. But that wouldn't happen, would it. And if you were wondering, Prinses is still in Bowseh's possesion, one day he's going to end up like the rest of them, don't you worry. And if you want to meet Lugee, well I don't think he exists anymore. Sorry.